remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do”
and then america did the thing
I spent 10 whole dollars to be here
I’m not leaving till what I’ve eaten is at least worth 30
Monty Python and the Holy Grail — what fourth wall?
long story short: my sister taped photos of jensen ackles to the inside of my bearded dragon’s tank to surprise me for valentine’s day
but then i woke up this morning and
me too, little buddy